October 05, 2007

Underoath Movie EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!!!

We could be boring and tell you what everyone else has already told you - that Underoath is making a movie. Instead we're gonna try and be cool by doing this:

We're gonna write the plot. Now, I know it's more of a documentary than a scripted film, but I guess while we're breaking news of UNDEROATH: THE MOVIE, we might as well have fun with it.

Here it goes. I'll start, you guys just add on...

It's early on Saturday morning. Aaron Gillespie is singing The Almost songs in the shower while the rest of the guys prepare for a long day on the road to the next venue...

5 comments:

sara said...

It would be an unusual trip to say the least. The boys had never embarked upon an entire tour in South America before! Everyone was sitting around discussing the best way to smuggle all of Aaron's hair products across the border when...

Dan The Guitar Hero said...

I think it's ironic that the name of the tour is "We Believe in Dino-Tours" when they were accused by Fat Mike of, um, not believing in dinosaurs.

Other than that, I think that if an Underoath movie is actually made, there should be a fight sequence between them and Maylene ala Anchorman's epic anchorfight.

Anonymous said...

How is that ironic? That is the reason they called it that...it's a joke.

Dan The Guitar Hero said...

Ok fine, jeez, I used the word "irony" inappropriately.

Calm down.

Anonymous said...

... a real life dinosaur emerged from a nearby stack of textbooks on evolution. rather than devouring the band of six, the dinosaur began... moshing?

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